What You Don't Do..

This is the first installment from a little list we've compiled after considering the fact that a lot of people seem to be lost. Not lost in the sense that they are unaware of their geographical location, but lost in the sense that they do not know where to go or what to do in this society. We've decided to help with some tips (not listed in any particular order).

1. Do not change your facebook middle name to any phrase or nickname that you think is cool or cute... Why? because its never cool or cute.

Ex. Jasmine 'Got.that.good' Johnson. or Raheem 'RealMoneyGettinNigga' Jones. -- Rodney

2. Females, do not wear sneakers to adult events. Ex. parties, shindigs, or anywhere that alcohol is being legally consumed. And while we're on the subject of footwork, Ladies, if you do wear heels, please practice walking in them....there is nothing more unappealing than to see an established woman walking out the club like her booty stank because she can't walk in them Payless Pumps. NOT SEXY!!!!--- Stiggz

3. St0P tyPiiNG lYk3 DiZ.. iTz MaadDD aNNoYiNG aNd sH0wZ yU hAv3 toOo muCh tIm3 oN uR haNdzz. That took me like a whole minute to type. Meaning I was wack for an entire minute. Feel me?----Rodney

4. Guys, stop wearing belts with suspenders. That's tacky. Like.. really tacky.---Rodney

5. If you are over 20 years of age, STOP STANKY LEGGIN'!!!! nuff said...moving on!---Stiggz

6. Don't be savin' hoes....the song speak for itself.. However, it ain't trickin' if you got it!---TTND

7. Crocs are the most disgusting form of footwear on this planet. Black people, white people, hispanic people, whoever!!!....Crocs are not whats up....you should be tarred and feathered if you wear Crocs in public!---Stiggz

8. Ed Hardy is the Von Dutch of 2007.. so stop wearing it.----Rodney

9. If your ringtone is a musical display of coonery.. please turn your phone on vibrate while you're in class.----Rodney

10. Big girls should not wear sequins.. especially in the club. If we hung yo ass up in the rafters you would be the disco ball --Stiggz

More to come soon.....