Lose the "Swag".. Get Some Style

I'm tired of seeing these little guys chasing gucci-rags, louis-bags, and polo horses, then calling it swag. If you feel the need to upgrade your life in a stylish way, but don't know exactly how to go about doing it, then click the link below to visit this site and check out The Upgrader. It has a lot to offer for a guy who wants to get his grown-man on, and stay a few steps ahead of the unlearned while doing it. Learn how to wear your gucci and louis vuitton and not look like ignorant.. like losing the rag and buying a tie.. ditching the backpack and get a wallet or an actual duffel.

What You Don't Do..

This is the first installment from a little list we've compiled after considering the fact that a lot of people seem to be lost. Not lost in the sense that they are unaware of their geographical location, but lost in the sense that they do not know where to go or what to do in this society. We've decided to help with some tips (not listed in any particular order).

1. Do not change your facebook middle name to any phrase or nickname that you think is cool or cute... Why? because its never cool or cute.

Ex. Jasmine 'Got.that.good' Johnson. or Raheem 'RealMoneyGettinNigga' Jones. -- Rodney

2. Females, do not wear sneakers to adult events. Ex. parties, shindigs, or anywhere that alcohol is being legally consumed. And while we're on the subject of footwork, Ladies, if you do wear heels, please practice walking in them....there is nothing more unappealing than to see an established woman walking out the club like her booty stank because she can't walk in them Payless Pumps. NOT SEXY!!!!--- Stiggz

3. St0P tyPiiNG lYk3 DiZ.. iTz MaadDD aNNoYiNG aNd sH0wZ yU hAv3 toOo muCh tIm3 oN uR haNdzz. That took me like a whole minute to type. Meaning I was wack for an entire minute. Feel me?----Rodney

4. Guys, stop wearing belts with suspenders. That's tacky. Like.. really tacky.---Rodney

5. If you are over 20 years of age, STOP STANKY LEGGIN'!!!! nuff said...moving on!---Stiggz

6. Don't be savin' hoes....the song speak for itself.. However, it ain't trickin' if you got it!---TTND

7. Crocs are the most disgusting form of footwear on this planet. Black people, white people, hispanic people, whoever!!!....Crocs are not whats up....you should be tarred and feathered if you wear Crocs in public!---Stiggz

8. Ed Hardy is the Von Dutch of 2007.. so stop wearing it.----Rodney

9. If your ringtone is a musical display of coonery.. please turn your phone on vibrate while you're in class.----Rodney

10. Big girls should not wear sequins.. especially in the club. If we hung yo ass up in the rafters you would be the disco ball --Stiggz

More to come soon.....

You DONT Say.

Ok, so we received the rough mix of "You Say" today.. and as soon as I got it I put it on MySpace because we've been anxious to have SOMETHING up. However, I sort of hate the way it came out. All the notes are executed, but the true emotion is missing. Sooooooooo being that we should only release dopeness, I'm taking it down until we re-do it. Which may take a while because it will probably mean we have to make another trip to Atlanta from Columbus. It's not an excessively far trip, but I have school. For anyone who didn't get to hear it, just be happy with the fact that you're going to receive the product at it's finest. Yeah...

Sooo its 4/20

1. 4:20 or 4/20 (pronounced four-twenty) refers to consumption of cannabis and, by extension, a way to identify oneself with cannabis drug subculture.

2. A counterculture holiday where people gather to celebrate and consume cannabis.

Those definitions made it sound mad corny.

Anyway, i'm not a smoker. Even if I was, I have rebellious tendencies so I probably wouldn't smoke today. All for the simple fact that everyone else will be doing it, which ultimately makes it super lame to me. Never got the hype about St. Patty's day either.

Talented Family..

This dude's name is Kyle Owens, goes by K.O...... He's a singer, songwriter, pianist, producer and all around music extraordinaire. He produced the official instrumental for our song "You Say" which I must say is pretty dope. Oh yeah, he's my cousin too! Just released his new single, produced by Ian Scott. Here it is.. and if you'd like to hear more check him out at http://www.myspace.com/kyleowensgemini

Are You Really That Surprised??

Just left the talent show and....

WHY IS IT THAT AT EEEVVVEERRRYYY TALENT SHOW.. there is SOMEONE who says to themselves, "HHmmmm.. I want to sing. But I would like to kill whatever vibe or good-energy the audience might have. sooo im going to use my mediocre, almost-shower-worthy-but-sound-better-as-a-hum, singing skills to sing a song......... ACAPELLA........ wait.. no. make that a GOSPEL song........ ACAPELLA........ so this way ppl will feel guilty for not liking it."????

To everyone who does this...................just.....stop... please. Gospel music is great, but i'd guess that even God doesn't like vibe-killing acts at talent shows. Sooooo at least do something entertaining.. like.. i don't know.. sing to music.

Btw.. the singer wasn't bad.. just not entertaining.

In Case You Haven't Heard Us..

Rinky-dink video quality.. but the mental image we create is in HD........ bow.

She's Really Bad, I mean.. Bald.

"I'd still hit.. and I'd slap her on the bald side of the head while doing it."-- Stiggz